Son the Frog is the ideal child. He never screams, and never talks back. He will occasionally commit crimes and cause chaos, but what toddler doesn’t? Please adopt a Son today to give him a bright future.
- 12 inches (30.5 cm) tall
- very chonk. very squish. good squeeze size.
- perfect shape for rolling down hills at a rapid speed
- his legs look like chicken. but do not taste like chicken.
Son the Frog will arrive flat and squished. He will look a little silly. Release him from his plastic prison and massage him to rearrange his fluff into the optimal form.
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$30.00Price
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